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Take Me Down To Hamburg City: A Couchsurfing Invasion

Posted on September 13th, by Peter Parkorr in Germany, Travel Tales. 3 comments

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Take Me Down To Hamburg City

Couchsurfing things to do in Hamburg

One of Hamburg’s many waterways, the outer lake.

I’m on a bus between Hamburg and Berlin. It’s about 7pm, and my smartphone is delivering me the same old happy-go-lucky tunes I’ve travelled with for the last 5 years (no exaggeration). I’ve just had the best weekend and I’m basking in the aftermath of a great few days. Long nights, somewhat productive days, and an overload of alcoholic socialising, interspersed with talking shop.

Hamburg Couchsurfing Invasion 2013 parties

B is for @BackpackerSteve – my host and guide in Hamburg

I think to myself, quite vividly, ‘I love this shit’. My second voice tells me that what I just uttered is a terrible use of the English language, and that Stephen Fry will be spinning in his four-poster bed. But it can’t be helped. I’m still enjoying the weekend buzz too much to suffocate it. I really, LOVE, this, shit.

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Snap-snap. Booze. Snap, transport, snap. Music. Snap. What’s not to love?

The bus has wi-fi and power so I can write or research and bend my thoughts into tools to keep this new-age lifestyle on the road. The four-hour plus journey, with no distractions from pen, paper and laptop, also satisfies my inner child. The one that craves solitude as much as love or sunlight.

Couchsurfing things to do in Hamburg

Love and sunlight, on Hamburg’s lakeside beaches

New ideas are streaming past my eyeballs too fast for me to capture them all. I don’t know where they come from, but it must have something to do with bingeing for days on alcohol, sugary drinks, additives and late night junk food. It’s like having a head-full of oompah loompahs, normally happy to potter about tending my intra-cranial shrubbery, until I shock them into noisy hyperactivity with 1000s of calories an hour and no comfort breaks.

Nightlife things to eat in Hamburg

The Oompah Lumpahs don’t get comfort breaks, but I do.

Think bizarro midget-party, filmed in slow motion, with strobe lights and dancing-girls, rainbows of sweets floating through the air, all set on a giant trampoline. That’s what it’s like inside my head. Run-DMC – ‘Walk This Way’ drops into my ears.

Hell Yeah.

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The Fischmarkt band; starts at 5am on Sundays :)

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Partying like it’s 1999. With added midget’s.

I’m in heaven. A middle-class, university educated, English-speaking 30-something Caucasian male. The world is so easy for me. I don’t need archaic fairy stories to teach me about the world. I’m in the midst of it all, seeing for myself. I’m free and it’s all so very easy.


Couchsurfing things to do in Hamburg

Laziness and Sunday afternoons – made for each other

Hamburg itself was a real revelation too. A clean modern city with lots of green spaces, waterways and bike lanes in every direction. Lovely cityscapes set against open skies, with a variety of architectural styles. And plenty of nightlife, in case you somehow missed that point.

Thanks to all the crew that organised the event! The Hamburg Couchsurfing Invasion 2013 was a winner, and amazing value for money; with organised parties, tours and BBQs all included. If you haven’t explored Hamburg yet, I recommend getting next years’ CS Invasion in your diary pronto. A few more pics below, and lots on the way from other aspects of the city too.

Hamburg Couchsurfing Invasion 2013

The Invaders that made it to the finale, a Sunday BBQ on the beach.

Hamburg Couchsurfing Invasion 2013

Lovely light over the spires of Hamburg

Things to do in Hamburg Couchsurfing Invasion 2013

Some of Hamburg’s colourful older buildings

Couchsurfing things to do in Hamburg

The friendly faces that welcome you to Hamburg!

I wasn’t going to post this little chronicle, but listening to this graduation speech by David Foster Wallace yesterday, the 5th anniversary of his death, encouraged me to publish it after all. Feel free to add your thoughts on the speech or my post below!